What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

She was a Disney star with platinum records, but Bridgit Mendler gave it up to change the world - Ars Technica

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Crypto Firm Tron, Led By ‘Top Fan’ Of Trump, To Go Public Through Reverse Merger - Barron's

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Nvidia in focus as BofA maintains Buy after meeting, Chinese companies hesitate (NVDA:NASDAQ) - Seeking Alpha

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr. Roach: Understanding how PSA tests and DREs help to identify cancer - The Detroit News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Researchers raise red flag that doctors may be underprepared for devastating new disease emerging in US: 'We want to give the early warning' - Yahoo

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Phew: Apple fixed the Finder icon in macOS Tahoe 26 - The Verge

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Steam is finally adding native support for Macs with Apple Silicon - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does Mars look purple, yellow and orange in ESA's stunning new satellite image? - Live Science

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Ali Larter on ‘Landman’ Season 2 and Playing Out Her and Billy Bob Thornton’s “Unlikely Love Affair” - The Hollywood Reporter

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good